 |
| DQ prompt via MS Designer |
Yes, fellow Vevefam, just like you, I too have been affected by the ever-growing lag that has been plaguing the app for months. Up until this past week, it was annoying, but tolerable. But let’s face it, the last update rather pushed things over an edge that’s made even the most loyal of fam members cranky.
To help ease our frustration, I have made a list of things that we can do while waiting for our collectibles to load in the Veve app.
Make a cup of coffee or tea. (This should be in everyone’s number one spot, in my opinion.)
Go on social media and complain about how slow Veve is.
Make up silly poetry and memes about how slow Veve is since you’re there anyway.
Mute all of the people who say, ‘who cares about the lag, what about omi.’
Have a race to find out which shows up first: your collectibles on the main app, or your favorite Veveverse space.
Check and see if your Candy account is still there, and renew your password info if you’ve forgotten it again.
Confirm that your DC stuff is still there, browse the market, then leave out of boredom.
Go outside and check to see if the weather actually corresponds to what your devices told you it was like.
Read a physical comic if you have one.
If you don’t own a comic, use Google Maps to find out which comic stores haven’t closed down and go buy one.
Read the Lord of the Rings. Okay, Fine! That was an exaggeration! You can’t read the entire Lord of the Rings in the time it takes for your collectibles to appear on the screen. Read all of the appendices at the back of Return of the King instead.
Find and troll a political board of a country other than your own.
Not that brave or mean? Well then, get into an argument with chatgpt instead.
Sit and think about all of the gems you are saving right now by not being able to load up the market.
Go find something more productive to do; like wash the dishes, interrogate the children about what they’ve been doing in Roblox, or clear out your email.
Upon finding that your inbox is filled with tax documents, either do your taxes, or hire a tax broker.
Set your taxes aside once they're done so that you can wait until the last possible second to file it like you always do.
Go out and check the physical mailbox so that the postman doesn’t think you’re dead.
Shred junk mail… which is probably most of it.
Pull out the physical loot you might have bought or won from a contest and photograph it on your phone….
Hey wait! The Veve marketplace loaded! Well, I guess the photos can wait as long as I don’t have to refresh again.
Wish me luck.